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Iron Man has defeated the Mandarin.
I tried to ignore this post but dammit, I just couldn’t do it.
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If you think abortions ok, remember what Horton says.
Awkward. Dr. Seuss and his wife were really liberal and pro-choice. They’ve even threatened to sue pro-life organizations for using this quote the wrong way (the way you’re doing it actually). I guess you didn’t already know that Horton Hears a Who is about the American occupation of Japan post-WWII. He even dedicated it to his dear Japanese friend.
Mrs. Geisel (Mrs. Seuss) continued donating to Planned Parenthood and advocating for reproductive health and rights after her husband died.
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On a scale of one to Kingdom Hearts, how unnecessarily complicated do you make things?
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Miss Piggy On Beauty
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Never too old to learn from the Muppets.
And this:
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy
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good, long as you can make them. I find duct tape flowers easier.Yeah, I actually have a harder time with duct tape flowers. I made my prom date’s boutinierre in high school, the day of prom, to perfectly match what I was wearing. It was pretty damn cool. He made me a fly boquet, too.
My hands lack any fine motor skills unfortunately… I can use tools to fold and shape duct tape deftly, but paper is a fucking cruel jape. Tape is easier for me ‘cause it’s all triangles. I like triangles. 3 sides, always one direction pointing up… they’re good shapes.
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I hate when I can’t decide whether it’s worth it to do something really awful in a story because it would be great storytelling, or if I should retain some semblance of my humanity.
You’re welcome.
To be frank, this is EXACTLY the scene (Scrap vs Art) that pops into my mind when I think of you looking at Sam’s sketch-book/discussing your respective plots. I have associated this scene with you two for YEARS.
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I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
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I don’t think anybody realizes how dependent on books, and movies, and TV shows, and fictional places and things I am.
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when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it
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guys, i am blogging outside. the sky really is blue. it’s not a myth. I REPEAT, THE SKY IS BLUE
OMG so the rumors are true… is the grass really green?
YES IT IS OH MY GOD i am freaking out also THE WIND DOES MAKE THE WOOSH SOUND
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this is a kids’ movie about threesomes
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